squish smoosh
$35

i mean... look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT!!!

Smoosh is the moisturizer of your dreams: a lightweight, non-greasy, hydrating cream, designed with sensitive skin in mind.

plus, it comes in a unique, one-of-a-kind glass tortoiseshell jar that you won't be able to stop looking at. great for your skin; even better for the environment.

Smoosh is available for pre-order; shipping approx may 7 2020. 

(fyi: the french translation on it does say 'cream fire hydrant', but more on that below.)

non-irritating &
hydrating AF

unlike a lot of moisturizers, smoosh manages to prime and hydrate deep into the skin, without clogging pores. plus it's full of calming ingredients, like jojoba and linseed oil - ideal for skin of all ages.

quality vegan ingredients, made in the USA.

just like our other products, smoosh is 100% vegan, cruelty-free and free from nasty chemicals like parabens and sulphates. it's also made by a female cosmetic scientist in the USA!

unique, recyclable jar

say bye to unnecessary plastic! our beautiful smoosh jar is made from glass - perfect to use as a trinket box once you're finished with it. :)

INGREDIENTS: Aqua/Water/Eau, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate Citrate, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Carbomer, Dicaprylyl Carbonate, Stearic Acid, Cetyl Alcohol, Myristyl Myristate, Squalane, Linum Usitatissimum (Linseed) Seed Oil, Allantoin, Panthenol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Hydroxide

wtf is this fire hydrant shit about?

i'm so glad u asked.

to cut a *very* long story short, we (very proudly) posted our smoosh jars on instagram a couple of months ago in anticipation of our exciting new launch.

but then, very unfortunately for us, a few of our french followers pointed out a translation error on our packaging.

turns out, what we thought said 'moisturizer' in french, actually said 'cream fire hydrant' instead.

(thanks a lot, google translate. thanks a lot.)

while we were OBVIOUSLY v angry at ourselves for printing thousands of jars/boxes/labels with this mistake on it, the thought of throwing all of these beautiful jars into the trash was unthinkable.

the beauty industry is incredibly wasteful as it is... and believe it or not, many brands throw away perfectly good products because of mistakes like this!

we had to come up with a plan - and fast!

so, introducing smoosh: limited fire hydrant edition!

it's still perfect on the inside... just a bit more special.

(and comes with a very shiny fire hydrant sticker to prove it.) 

buy individually, or as part of SquishKit 3:

1 x Smoosh 50ml

includes:
1 x smoosh jar 50ml (fire hydrant edition),
1 x limited edition hair bobble,
1 x postcard.

$35

SquishKit 3

includes:
1 x smoosh 50ml,
1 x limited edition hair bobble,
5 x cheeky cherry masks,
1 x flower power acne patches,
1 x jelly lip gloss,
1 x collectable hair bobble,
1 x squish pouch &
1 x squish postcard.

$65